Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Quote #25215
The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #198
It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine,...
Quote #4870
I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Quote #15937
It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that...
Quote #13301
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it...
Quote #28753
For this is Wisdom to love, to live To take what fate, or the...
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #17322
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,...