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The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to...
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
Quote #25596
As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countance of his friend.
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but...
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Leadership should be born out of the understanding of the needs of those who...
Quote #14757
To believe with certainty we must begin by doubting.