Quote #6472
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #340
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Quote #21888
Don’t throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds...
Quote #30812
The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #17065
The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places.
Quote #21235
He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Quote #31667
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
Quote #12401
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...