Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what...
Quote #29006
No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...
Quote #4885
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
Quote #13622
Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the...
Quote #5372
Chew before you swallow.
Quote #30440
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
Quote #23961
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all...
Quote #10009
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Quote #8449
When one door of happiness closes, another one opens; but often we look so...