Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #14349
If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
Quote #2880
The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
Quote #15530
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in...
Quote #21959
The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to...
Quote #1850
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
Quote #2735
I epitomize America.
Quote #8942
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Quote #28734
What I’m concerned about is the people who don’t dwell on the meaninglessness of...
Quote #2997
The love of money is the root of all virtue.