Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #10179
it?s when the sun shines the brightest that our shadows appear the biggest.
Quote #28472
The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of...
Quote #5380
The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #16429
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Quote #25583
If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
Quote #29345
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
Quote #21684
So as this only point among the rest remaineth sure and certain, namely, that...
Quote #4763
The postman always rings twice.