Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #26628
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
Quote #21708
Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #22606
All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
Quote #1657
The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight,...
Quote #2514
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Quote #13642
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Quote #8259
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.