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Surely a tired woman on her way to work at six in the morning...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #24079
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says ‘It’s...
Quote #2066
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
Quote #13318
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
Quote #30738
The price of being the best is having to be the best.
Quote #23427
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes in the sense that almost certainly...
Quote #31708
I have found that sitting in a place that you have never sat before...
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
Quote #34222
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and...