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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our...
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Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #6489
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #15338
Jealousy is the art of injuring ourselves more than others.
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The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #16206
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
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They envy the distinction I have won let them therefore, envy my toils, my...
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A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought...
Quote #12786
Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.