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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
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Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
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This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on...
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The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it...
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The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
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My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.