Ring Lardner Quote #29430 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 ‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Rita Rudner Quote #596 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Horace Quote #23442 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.Lat., Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
John Lennon Quote #18264 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my...
Mark Twain Quote #12648 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
Edith Hamilton Quote #14147 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To be able to be caught up into the world of thought — that...
Thomas Jefferson Quote #23176 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear...
Bill Cosby Quote #11521 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28360 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...