Quote #5712
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Quote #3613
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Quote #3559
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had...
Quote #31808
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually...
Quote #29358
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #33549
It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left...
Quote #1134
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how...
Quote #28964
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Quote #3097
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.