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If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said,...
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
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Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we...
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called...
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The American sign of civic progress is to tear down the familiar and erect...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #18746
Anger as soon as fed is dead- ‘Tis starving makes it fat.
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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Quote #7848
Either define the moment or the moment will define you.