Quote #23793
Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s...
Quote #18457
‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and...
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #13978
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder...
Quote #13207
Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
Quote #28834
…The task is overwhelming, and the chance is slight. We must take the chance...
Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #15611
A patient man is one who can put up with himself.
Quote #21558
A belief is not true because it is useful.
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...