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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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There’s nothing I’m afraid of like scared people.
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A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
Quote #5605
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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Fear is sharp-sighted, and can see things under ground, and much more in the...
Quote #25219
Beyond talent lie all the usual words discipline, love, luck — but, most of...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #7275
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the...
Quote #32576
Let the stronger man give to the man whose need is greater let him...
Quote #23464
Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that...