Quote #2186
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #2386
The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the...
Quote #15181
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Quote #29621
It is a sign of strength, not of weakness, to admit that you don’t...
Quote #33938
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
Quote #8851
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn...
Quote #15370
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
Quote #14355
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.