Quote #11926
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #17473
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #24079
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says ‘It’s...
Quote #16747
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
Quote #32628
The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
Quote #2143
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #31451
The Diplomat sits in silence, watching the world with his ears.
Quote #16761
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether...