Quote #3370
There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
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Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
Quote #27488
If people really liked to work, we’d still be plowing the land with sticks...
Quote #14583
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote #1686
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Quote #11998
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
Quote #33852
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #25186
Men are never so likely to settle a question rightly as when they discuss...
Quote #12073
With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.
Quote #14432
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...