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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
Quote #7759
Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.
Quote #14303
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
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God be between you and harm in all the empty places where you must...
Quote #10995
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
Quote #17242
Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #33753
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light’ And there...