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As long as there are only 3 to 4 people on the floor, the...
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
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How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor...
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Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.
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Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done...
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I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights...
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
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If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.