Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #15563
The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...
Quote #19585
People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.
Quote #8227
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we...
Quote #27084
Science conducts us, step by step, through the whole range of creation, until we...
Quote #1149
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Quote #6123
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #6877
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #5655
Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are...