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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to...
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
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Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.
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It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech.
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Lloyd Hey, I guess they’re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the...
Quote #29858
Music is the harmonious voice of creation an echo of the invisible world.