Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #33794
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends they are the most accessible...
Quote #31944
Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #11993
Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name...
Quote #17473
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
Quote #21331
It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #2663
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the...
Quote #14213
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.