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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind...
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The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
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Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
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Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
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As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true...