Quote #30784
In God we trust all others must pay cash.
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #6688
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
Quote #18995
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #2281
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #17585
The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of...
Quote #2794
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #5498
In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
Quote #34684
You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will...