Quote #33400
If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out...
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #30951
Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
Quote #4558
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Quote #23579
We learn not in the school, but in life.
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #20715
True friends stab you in the front.
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There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion...
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Curiosity is as much the parent of attention, as attention is of memory.
Quote #19661
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...