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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
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Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark...