Quote #24009
Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #26852
Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
Quote #20617
Whatever must happen ultimately should happen immediately.
Quote #26859
I leave this rule for others when I’m dead, Be always sure you’re right–then...
Quote #32839
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil...
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #15329
It is better to obey the mysterious direction, without any fuss, when it points...
Quote #28588
There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem,...
Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.