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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn?t...
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
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To err is human, to purr is feline.
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I have no life, just e-mail.
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The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the...
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Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
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Anyone who interprets or defines your rights controls your destiny.