Ernest Hemingway Quote #17071 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Albert Einstein Quote #24157 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28219 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Homer Quote #22598 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals that they live in...
Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote #16673 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...
Margaret Atwod Quote #5134 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We thought we were running away from the grown-ups, and now we are the...
Charles Wadsworth Quote #32689 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28253 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28175 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote #7692 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we...