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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Little friends may prove great friends.
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Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself...
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Unless I accept my faults, I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
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Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
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He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what...
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the...
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Ever since we crawled out of that primordial slime, that’s been our unifying cry,...
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...