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May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
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If it bleeds, you can kill it
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Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
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Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
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Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured...
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It’s asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well...
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he...
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a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...