Quote #8051
There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the...
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #17858
There is no such thing as the Queen’s English. The property has gone into...
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #28409
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Quote #7281
First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #28468
Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one’s horse as he...
Quote #4156
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #6708
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.