Quote #7816
Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its...
Quote #31740
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on...
Quote #926
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #15187
Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
Quote #9766
I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #15979
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
Quote #25915
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...