Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #22951
Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.
Quote #28460
When you want something, it’s not that easy. You have to know what you...
Quote #33554
The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees...
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #7397
Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
Quote #2618
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Quote #26167
Don’t miss out on life just to stay alive.
Quote #23244
Solitude is the playfield of Satan.