Quote #29130
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #21983
Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
Quote #14598
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Quote #3943
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...
Quote #24261
We cannot dispair of humanity, since we are ourselves human beings.
Quote #17037
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Quote #28743
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
Quote #4832
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #1478
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...