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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
Quote #9655
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Quote #17691
Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom.
Quote #17306
There is no sense in crying over spilt milk.
Quote #3963
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
Quote #19515
Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #18054
The giving of love is an education in itself.
Quote #32797
I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If...