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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #7991
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Quote #5543
No man has a good enough memory to be a sucessful liar.
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If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and...
Quote #14551
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
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The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh...
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The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
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A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #33136
I believe that one of life’s greatest risks is never daring to risk.