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A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
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Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
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When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but...
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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
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The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it...