Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #13214
Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice...
Quote #851
We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of...
Quote #19814
No families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries.
Quote #26832
Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one...
Quote #3869
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules...
Quote #32046
So many men so many questions.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #11449
Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.