Quote #5641
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
Quote #5612
Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.
Quote #26109
I mean to live my life an obedient man, but obedient to God, subservient...
Quote #31377
…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7883
All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual...
Quote #29094
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...
Quote #7481
Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.
Quote #20807
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #12598
I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.