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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he...
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
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Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
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A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
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Handguns are a public-health problem.
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Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and...