Carole Burnett Quote #360 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Johann Von Neumann Quote #34876 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28146 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Douglas Adams, Ford Prefect in "Life, the Universe, and Everything" Quote #12098 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
William Hazlitt Quote #24091 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No really great man ever thought himself so.
Robert Francis Kennedy Quote #20619 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation-and if I should request...
John Atkinson Quote #25054 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.
Abraham Lincoln Quote #8990 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Margo Kaufman Quote #2842 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
Henry Adams Quote #24660 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of...