Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
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Painless poverty is better than embittered wealth.
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I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray...
Quote #11337
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
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What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to...
Quote #29843
Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which...
Quote #24618
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Quote #34482
Let each man pass his days in that wherein his skill is greatest.
Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...