Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #14635
Education is not received. It is achieved.
Quote #1292
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Quote #1402
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
Quote #19963
True happiness… arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one’s self.
Quote #16187
Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #34204
The sure conviction that we could if we wanted to is the reason so...
Quote #7670
To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est...
Quote #26480
Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.