Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #10110
I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that...
Quote #20063
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #20054
Learn to see in another’s calamity the ills which you should avoid.
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #12792
He is ill clothed that is bare of virtue.
Quote #10223
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Quote #23743
Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and...
Quote #13997
Tempt not a desperate man.