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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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In the night all cats are gray.
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...