Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
Quote #29652
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Quote #30896
Don’t be sweet, lest you be eaten up don’t be bitter, lest you be...
Quote #24230
Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes,...
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #17874
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
Quote #12685
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Quote #6942
Wisdom oft lurks beneath a tattered coat.