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All that really belongs to us is time even he who has nothing else...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too...
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Of no mortal say, ‘That man is happy,’ till vexed by no grievous ill...
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
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You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the...
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If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
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Three failures denote uncommon strength. A weakling has not enough grit to fail thrice.
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The pot calls the kettle black.
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America’s greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our...