Quote #19147
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #15531
Pay no attention to what the critics say… Remember, a statue has never been...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #31869
Our elections are free, it’s in the results where eventually we pay.
Quote #32500
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #10572
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full...
Quote #12859
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Quote #24643
When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
Quote #29010
The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with...
Quote #24558
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...